I wish, i wish!

"Hey dear did you know that if we each hold one end of this wishbone, make a wish and pull, the one who gets the bigger piece will have his wish come true?" And 1, 2, 3, we pulled. There it was in my hand, the bigger piece! Yay my wish was gonna come true... then it suddenly dawned on me that he'd examined it just before and purposely gave me the stronger half that would not break as easily.. The silly pock! I still tear when i think of this :x